Look! I fell between a rock and a hard place. >_<
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
How to turn Dark Temple into a Trap.
I went to Dark Temple hoping to visit the Astral Plane when tradgedy struck. I fell.
She pointed out how dead I was. (Thus qualifing me as a good sacrifice.)
Annnnd the party is hungry. Cause apparently, it just ain't a party without finger snackks.
Didn't make it through the room.... fell (how ironic!) through the floor into the lava below where I then proceded to die.
But a friend shows up soon enough! I have COMPANY!!!!
Three exiles in a lava pool! Wheeeee!
Soul showed up, sent in more fighters who brought us out safe and somewhat sound.
Kora wanted me to be a sacrifice!!!! :o Meanie!
She pointed out how dead I was. (Thus qualifing me as a good sacrifice.)
Annnnd the party is hungry. Cause apparently, it just ain't a party without finger snackks.
Didn't make it through the room.... fell (how ironic!) through the floor into the lava below where I then proceded to die.
(I was almost to the goal!!!)
But a friend shows up soon enough! I have COMPANY!!!!
Three exiles in a lava pool! Wheeeee!
With the addition of a fourth exile, this has officially become a trap.
Soul showed up, sent in more fighters who brought us out safe and somewhat sound.
Thanks go to Soul Hunter, Super Chicken, Geo, Tara (and anyone else I forgot to mention) for getting us out of a hot situation.
Thanks also go to the three fallen with me for trying to rescue me. :D
Koraleva
This is for Koraleva cause she wanted a sketch of her done up after she saw the other two on mah blog. Oh yeah... and cause I promised her I'd do one. More sketchs of Puddlebiens to follow!
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Slime Caves and Cloud!
Iriel and myself go to the Slime Caves cause... well..... I got a map and we can!
Utter failure awaits as Iriel is laid low by a wendie and I fall to a *sob* bloodhawk!
Soooooo close to our goal, I put the cry out for help (in the form of a healer so we don't have to walk back) over the sinstone network! Lazy, lazy TRAPers!
An elite team swoops to the rescue! With Faf healing and Chykyn and Downy dealing with the slimes, Iri and I enter (and survive for longer then two seconds!) the cave.
I'm still hopeless.... getting my socks rocked off by Tiny Slimes.
I had lots of fun on cloud! Sensi let me borrow her mittens... so I threw snowballs at her. Notice the angry pose! She's like a mommy... but with a goss. A big freakin goss she threaten to run me through with! Eeep!
I still fall though... sooooo close to freedom!
But I did fall through a wall and find some funky mystyk-ish thing! Sooooooooo nifty!
Utter failure awaits as Iriel is laid low by a wendie and I fall to a *sob* bloodhawk!
Soooooo close to our goal, I put the cry out for help (in the form of a healer so we don't have to walk back) over the sinstone network! Lazy, lazy TRAPers!
An elite team swoops to the rescue! With Faf healing and Chykyn and Downy dealing with the slimes, Iri and I enter (and survive for longer then two seconds!) the cave.
I'm still hopeless.... getting my socks rocked off by Tiny Slimes.
I had lots of fun on cloud! Sensi let me borrow her mittens... so I threw snowballs at her. Notice the angry pose! She's like a mommy... but with a goss. A big freakin goss she threaten to run me through with! Eeep!
I still fall though... sooooo close to freedom!
But I did fall through a wall and find some funky mystyk-ish thing! Sooooooooo nifty!
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Deep Wells and more
The "and more part" first. I almost had to abandon this blog becuase I not only forgot the password for the account, I forgot the login for the account! Very bad! VEERY bad!
And now back to our show...
I went exploring with Stonehand today. The destination was a well in East Forest. Once we found the well, I investigated the sign posted outside the well. "DANGER--- DEEP WELL" would keep most exiles away but I stepped forth into the darkness...
Aaaaaaaand KERSPLAT... in grande TRAP tradition, I fell. Both to my doom and all over the ground. Apparently this well is deep enough to produce insta-death syptoms upon arival at the bottem of the shaft.
I was highly confident! Still, I learned that confidence is not always going to save you and that the buddy system is essential when exploring with a fall-prone thoom (Stonehand raised the alarm as to my demise) and that Tostitos makes a rather yummy (for canned, I still like the real stuff better) Spinach dip. Also MAPS GIVE THOOMS BAD IDEAS.
Monday, June 22, 2009
PSA: Berrycide
BERRYCIDE: Darkberries, these berries are very dangerous and should not be given to small children or members of the clan TRAP. Innocent in appearance, one could easily confuse them with a harmless bunch of berries.
Suspicious guys are normally a dead giveaway to nefarious plots. I, however, feel the spirit of SCIENCE welling up inside me.
Dialogue of a dark nature is also a giveaway to dastardly intent. I ignore these hints for SCIENCE! I purchase a bunch of Darkberries.
Many high-calibre minds meet in TC to watch this experiment and gain knowledge from it. I begin the first test, ingestion of a Bunch of Darkberries.
I find that Darkberries are a cunning trap! Instant death to something "Unknown".
The result? PND (pretty near dead) or, in the plainly spoken words of one healer... "Dude, you're fucked". I move that the message for any eater of Darkberries is henceforth "DYF".
The spirit of SCIENCE takes hold and theories and explanations are brought forth.
The first few attempts to heal fail horribly. Two solutions are voiced: dump in Abyss 2 or assemble a million horus in TC.
Crius calls for more healers and we remember about Stora! Stora will be the tipping point!
Healers crawl out from every nook and cranny. The verdict remains the same: EPIC FAIL.
A mathematical equation of my situation is created by Sploof. A different take on SCIENCE but a correct theorem nonetheless.
Overcome with emotion, Leighton breaks down. SCIENCE is a harsh mistress. I am still PND.
Leighton comes up with the same conclusion as me. Yes, SCIENCE is temperamental.
Everyone comes to the same conclusion. All my base are belong to Berrycide.
I take off every ZIG and depart.
Suspicious guys are normally a dead giveaway to nefarious plots. I, however, feel the spirit of SCIENCE welling up inside me.
Dialogue of a dark nature is also a giveaway to dastardly intent. I ignore these hints for SCIENCE! I purchase a bunch of Darkberries.
Many high-calibre minds meet in TC to watch this experiment and gain knowledge from it. I begin the first test, ingestion of a Bunch of Darkberries.
I find that Darkberries are a cunning trap! Instant death to something "Unknown".
The result? PND (pretty near dead) or, in the plainly spoken words of one healer... "Dude, you're fucked". I move that the message for any eater of Darkberries is henceforth "DYF".
The spirit of SCIENCE takes hold and theories and explanations are brought forth.
The first few attempts to heal fail horribly. Two solutions are voiced: dump in Abyss 2 or assemble a million horus in TC.
Crius calls for more healers and we remember about Stora! Stora will be the tipping point!
Healers crawl out from every nook and cranny. The verdict remains the same: EPIC FAIL.
A mathematical equation of my situation is created by Sploof. A different take on SCIENCE but a correct theorem nonetheless.
Overcome with emotion, Leighton breaks down. SCIENCE is a harsh mistress. I am still PND.
Leighton comes up with the same conclusion as me. Yes, SCIENCE is temperamental.
Everyone comes to the same conclusion. All my base are belong to Berrycide.
I take off every ZIG and depart.
The experiment is a success in some way and a failure in others. Around 3000 horus was assembled and that failed to do anything even with an OE on. Berrycide is pretty much a guaranteed depart unless there is Divine Intervention from the GMs. We tested several different ways of healing and did not succeed. For SCIENCE!
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